Faces of Cape Town #1

Nazleem, Parow

IgNomi

This is Nomi, Today is her birthday

She lives in Phillippolis... That's somewhere between the Karoo and the Koringland..

Turn your head to the right and squint a little..

Nomi spends a lot of time thinking... and hopes to be a novelist someday, not the cheesy Gregory Davis type... the voice of a generation Tolstoy sort...

Happy Birthday Nomi!

If you want to know more about Philloplis visit http;//asmallhotplace.blogspot.com

Gwemlins

This is Gwen

She got wet and multiplied like a mogwai..

Now her life is controlled by her little Vicky

Don't feed her after midnight Gwenix! Not even if she makes this face...

Cow Massacre

What did the cow say after seeing its family murdered?

Moo.

Black Friday

On black friday we went to town. First we drove on Clarence Drive. The prettiest place to get car sick in the whole world... This is the long and winding road if ever you were curious.

Then we stopped at Wimpy for brunch. I had lamb chops and Greek salad. It was freaking delicious! Did anybody know that wimpy made non-breakfast food and that it rocked your world? Did you?!

Seriously though. It was fantastic!

Later we went o the mall, braving the crowds to pay clothing accounts. I call bull-poo though. How does my ability to pay off a Shirley Bassey CD make me eligible to buy a car or a house??? Non-sense poopy-pants!

Anyway, everybody was wearing black, except those people who had to wear a uniform... Everybody, except one lady who was dressed all in white. This is her...

She must have felt like a giant box when she remembered about the black Friday campaign . .

Happy Vaughan Day!

This is Vaughan...

This is Vaughan with stubble...

Both are 1977 Editions

Today is his birthday! ... but Vaughan needs presents. So far he got some alcohol, a sunny day, some num nums and this post...

In honor of Vaughan Day, give a Vaughan near you some loving, and stuff... everybody likes stuff :)

Happy Birthday Vaughan!

Betty's Bay Bears

These are the  Betty's Bay Bears, Zoey and Zeus

 Zeus was a present for Zoey so that she could have a boyfriend and they could make sweet sweet love. This is Zoey before Zeus .. all depressed and sleeping in front of the TV.

However, Zoey and Zeus do not make love. They make poop. Lots of it. Once I counted 16 poops in an afternoon!

Parents

 This is my dad... Bruce

He's the Oom in the TV License T-Shirt.. because it's comfortable and he's comfortable enough with himself to rock that look. Also, he supports Movember right through the year. 

This is Rita, she's my mom. She enjoys gluing things and arranging things that aren't glued down.

Both of them work very hard and come home looking something like this...

They like to help people who are having a tough time.... but more often than not they end up with bums eating all their toast

     

      

Friends

This is Kabouter, she's my littlest friend. That table is true to scale...

This is how tall she is compared to a polar bear.

Angie is Kabouter's sister, she's married to Lukas. Angie and Lukas rock.

Polla only ever sits still long enough to draw when she's asleep. This is Polla sleeping.

We like drinking beer together even though it makes you fat. Beer makes everything more fun.

Sisters

This is Vivienne. She's my sister. Her most recent achievements include a voice-over for a dog adoption skit. Using the phrase 'wat klap' without sounding ridiculous and dominating x-box golf... 

She's been dating Ettienne since the most dramatic thing to happen to the world was e-mail....

This is Lisa. She's my eldest sister. Lisa can make friends anywhere.... with anyone. Maybe it's scientific curiosity, maybe it's fomo. . either way, it's cool to watch. Lisa is a doctor. This is her at work.

This is Lisa when she traveled across the world only to find there was no Marmite. Lisa really likes Marmite.

 

To study... or

 I have an assignment due!

I could do it or... I can invent something revolutionary.... like ear-caps for the shower. .

  in no time I'll be sipping cocktails on a beach in Jamaica....
                                           

  

 
 but I'll probably fail miserably and end up a cashier at PEP. 


I'll just do it.... who knows how I'll attach the elastic anyway.





  

Valentines..... If you want it

Not a sock

Really, watch the human planet, that is the soon to be dog-food Norwegian something shark. .

Carpet surfing after x-mas lunch. . like you didn't pass out hoping that the pain of stretching organs and gravy could happen while unconscious

Non-smoking buddy, puffing away with impunity!

Angie.... Probably taking a picture of her camera, Angie loves that camera :)

Uncle Brian. . . Cuz all bald guys look alike... or not

 Just chillin'

 Mom.... sitting, staring.... you know

This is a guy I used to know..... and those are my friends. Well, mostly...

We live in Africa

Hang out on the beach

By night we're superhero's

Practice ninja-like self control during the day

Also we like mimes

And giant mushrooms